if you ever have a pet-related absence, you can be sure to at the very least to never be invited to the reindeer games, and at worst you will be laughed at and relegated to a long-term, dead-end role in the company.... i love your blogs, web pages, twitter feeds, etc. feel free to do them at work too. the people who i hire to do background checks when you apply give me all that shit. (note to theresa c. who just applied--love the adult yahoo pictures page that was part of your profile listed with the e-mail ON YOUR FUCKING RESUME)
