Hi, I'm Choire Sicha, and the average distance that women in Africa and Asia walk to collect water is 6 kilometers. Oh, sorry, sir -- would you like fries with that?
I'm also the editor of Gawker, a website obsessed to death with Manhattan's media and culture, and a contributing writer at The Morning News. Certainly I do love me some freelance. Enquire within.
Recent essays and stories:
24 Hour Movie People [in Wired]. New York City's 24-hour digital film-making competition, with Xeni Jardin and Aliya Naumoff.
Entertainment, Weakly [in The New York Observer]. An evening with The Believer, in which -- go figure -- I find myself as conflicted as everyone else.
Meet Me On Joey Ramone Place [in The New York Observer]. Sometimes memorials have meaning; East 2nd Street gets a new name.
Chelsea's Crazy Hanging Garden [in The New York Observer]. West Chelsea may get an incredible -- or unincredible -- public park. But what do the landlords get?
French Film, French Film [at The Morning News]. After a decade in New York, every streetcorner, building, and section of the deli will remind you of someone you've been in love with.
The Media Lunch [in The New York Observer]. The California recall, porn star and candidate Mary Carey, The Day of the Locust, and the media profit centers do lunch.
Ronald Reagan and Reading Proust [at The Morning News]. So heavy hangs the head of she who wore the crown the night before: a three-day diary of literary celebrities, self-loathing, and the Wolfowitz Riots at the New Yorker Festival.
The Non-Expert: Broken Hearts [at The Morning News]. In this everchanging world in which we love in, to misquote Mr. McCartney, people get hurt every day. What we sometimes forget is that people get un-hurt every day too. Let's patch you up and get you back in the game.
The New York City Tattoo Convention [at The Morning News]. In a generation, body art has gone from subversive to suburban, so it now takes a lot more ink to stand out. Geoff Badner and I cover the permanently-etched tragedies that become comedies.
It Must've Been Something I Hate [at The Morning News]. I spent three days recently in New York City's prison industrial complex Criminal Court, being judged on whether I was the right person to judge others in a series of unseemly trials. Join me on an in-depth tour of jury duty in Manhattan, won't you? Just pass through this metal detector, check your politics at the door, and come on in!
The Complicated Art of Chelsea [at The Morning News]. Don't get me wrong: my middle name is Art. No really, after my grandfather. Anyway, I love the the stuff... or at least, I did. Join me on a three-hour tour of West Chelsea's art galleries.
In Mexican Hat, Utah, I was making chitchat with Becky, the frayed native woman working at the gasmart. "Are ya going to the Grand Canyon?" she asked boredly. "Why, Becky," I said, "if I wanted to see a bunch of white people try to make sense out of a meaningless hole in the ground, I would have stayed home in lower Manhattan."
"Do what?" Becky asked. Then she sold me four packs of cigarettes and two liters of water for $9.84. ⊕
Dateline: Denver. Well, last time I was here I totalled two cars and nearly killed two Mexican girls. They hate me still I bet. So. I'm not staying. The Rockies look smoggy and ugly. Denver of course is unspeakably hideous. I'm gonna go check out those mountains up close and personal, on some little back road that's closed six months a year. Yeah, that's a good idea. On the other side lurks the desert -- and probably no internet for a few days. ⊕
Monday, July 21
Dateline: Chicago. Once again, we are hungry for a lynching. Chicago, the city where I learned to drive, flailing and shifting. I lost my virginity here, to someone, somewhere, just like I learned to drive. I learned to smoke here. I went blind from PCP for the first time here, at a mod party, mods with Vespas and parkas. I had my first drug interaction-induced blackout here, and my first job making bloody marys for hairdressers. So many great times in the city of imminent violence and dismay.
I lived here from 13 to 17 and I still can't find my way around. You have to know all of the Presidents in chronological order to navigate the streets downtown. I don't, and I never will. Adams, Jackson, Monroe, who cares? Everyone smokes menthols. There's not a man without pleated chinos in sight. This town makes me sad, it's the city where the poor look down on the poorer, and I'm not staying. I'm going west, to the desert for a few days, and then, most happily, to the coast, and The Guy. ⊕
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