Hi, I'm Choire Sicha, and the average distance that women in Africa and Asia walk to collect water is 6 kilometers. Oh, sorry, sir -- would you like fries with that?

I'm also the editor of Gawker, a website obsessed to death with Manhattan's media and culture, and a contributing writer at The Morning News. Certainly I do love me some freelance. Enquire within.



Recent essays and stories:

24 Hour Movie People [in Wired]. New York City's 24-hour digital film-making competition, with Xeni Jardin and Aliya Naumoff.



Entertainment, Weakly [in The New York Observer]. An evening with The Believer, in which -- go figure -- I find myself as conflicted as everyone else.



Meet Me On Joey Ramone Place [in The New York Observer]. Sometimes memorials have meaning; East 2nd Street gets a new name.



Chelsea's Crazy Hanging Garden [in The New York Observer]. West Chelsea may get an incredible -- or unincredible -- public park. But what do the landlords get?



French Film, French Film [at The Morning News]. After a decade in New York, every streetcorner, building, and section of the deli will remind you of someone you've been in love with.



Over the River And Through the Sleaze: Corcoran Uncorks [in The New York Observer]. Real estate queen Barbara Corcoran, conceptual artist Glen Seator, and a theory of the gentrification of Brooklyn.



The Media Lunch [in The New York Observer]. The California recall, porn star and candidate Mary Carey, The Day of the Locust, and the media profit centers do lunch.



Ronald Reagan and Reading Proust [at The Morning News]. So heavy hangs the head of she who wore the crown the night before: a three-day diary of literary celebrities, self-loathing, and the Wolfowitz Riots at the New Yorker Festival.



The Non-Expert: Broken Hearts [at The Morning News]. In this everchanging world in which we love in, to misquote Mr. McCartney, people get hurt every day. What we sometimes forget is that people get un-hurt every day too. Let's patch you up and get you back in the game.



The New York City Tattoo Convention [at The Morning News]. In a generation, body art has gone from subversive to suburban, so it now takes a lot more ink to stand out. Geoff Badner and I cover the permanently-etched tragedies that become comedies.



It Must've Been Something I Hate [at The Morning News]. I spent three days recently in New York City's prison industrial complex Criminal Court, being judged on whether I was the right person to judge others in a series of unseemly trials. Join me on an in-depth tour of jury duty in Manhattan, won't you? Just pass through this metal detector, check your politics at the door, and come on in!



The Complicated Art of Chelsea [at The Morning News]. Don't get me wrong: my middle name is Art. No really, after my grandfather. Anyway, I love the the stuff... or at least, I did. Join me on a three-hour tour of West Chelsea's art galleries.







block Friday, January 31


Art in Review One sentence from each fine arts review in the Friday, January 31st Art in Review section of the New York Times:
Undaunted, Vallayer-Coster kept working, and when the monarchy was restored she presented the new king with a painting of boiled red lobster as a welcoming gift.

Six sheets of paper, delicately colored across the spectrum from yellow-orange to blue-violet (so delicately that you may hardly notice the color shift), rest on shelves whose shadows on the wall, each slightly different because of the different angles to the overhead lights, seem as much the substance of the work as are the colored sheets of paper.

He takes colored neon signs and turns them into hanging abstract sculptures.

To get a feel for what Baghdad and Manhattan might look like after a nuclear assault, visit this little chiller of a photography show.

This includes a scene of Keystone Kop-style sex and a sadistically staged fashion shoot in front of a photo of the Columbine High School massacre.

In another, a group of men in business suits converse, among them a vaguely George Bush look-alike holding a big pink fish like a trophy.

As her latest attempts descend into literary obscurity and visual incoherence, they serve as sharp reminders that artistic intelligence is one thing and disciplined self-criticism is another.

"Larry" is Larry King, the talk show host, of whom Mr. Bozhkov made a huge portrait in a hayfield in Maine.

The four paintings project a full-frontal ugliness.

A darling of the contemporary British art scene, Michael Craig-Martin won fame in the 1970's with his creation of a glass three-quarters full of water placed on a high shelf, which he declared to be "An Oak Tree."

The vivacious images here were inspired by the book "Shallow Water Dictionary: A Grounding in Estuary English" by John R. Stilgoe, a treatise on the descriptive language of estuaries, the ecologically important coastal waters that mingle with those of the sea.

She photographed the four ancient elements — earth, air, fire and water — in microcosm, designating as earth, for example, a photograph of grapes fermenting in a petri dish that looks like the fiery bowels of a volcano.






block Wednesday, January 29


The end of January The end of January finds me equally interested in changing things about myself, with a similar lack of impetus to make said changes. What's the deal with this constant, negatively-conceived itch of self-improvement? And, does my love of fatty Tibetan and Indian bread products overpower this itch? February will reveal all, or nothing.





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