And seriously, I was on my way to becoming a sort of hybrid social liberal, fiscal libertarian, leftist anti-Democrat. But all bets are off, because I just don't know whether to shit or go blind after this week.

Pulling out of Iraq, the president said, would not cause the anger of terrorists to subside.

"We were not in Iraq on Sept. 11, 2001, and Al Qaeda attacked us anyway," he said...

Also, the feds can stop leaving cups of Drano and Mountain Dew cocktail in Penn Station and calling in bomb threats to the Washington Monument already. We get it, okay! Ooh, we're so scared!

What's next, are they going back to that whole anthrax scam? Remember anthrax? Good, because apparently nobody else does.

Anyway, don't miss the New Republic's guide to Bush's Hackocracy. It's hysterical.

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