October 17, 2004
Despite system-wide server problems early this week, Gawker Media editors soldiered on valiantly. Or, at least, drank on.
Here's my personal picks of the best of the week—and I'm not even including most of the Fox News/Bill O'Reilly lawsuit hilarity. God bless Bill O'Reilly and his sex-harrasin' ways. This week:
Online Game Players Mourn Christopher Reeve In Inimitable Style. ABC.com Posts Sharon Osbourne's Obituary! Tucker Carlson Responds to Being Called a Dick by Jon Stewart! How Did Patric King Make That Wonderful Hateful Screenhead Face? Jackets Made of Human Beings! Sleepwalking-Sex Fetishists! How to Do It In a Mini! And Macaulay Culkin Is Definitely, Totally, Absolutely 100% Not Gay! Much, much more follows...
GAWKER
MediaBistro Founder Laurel Touby's J-Date Profile Exposed!
You Can't Come: Kos. (Gawker's new weekly feature, in which ordinary people try to get into exclusive nightclubs.)
Daily News Gossip Columnist Lloyd Grove Gets Burned by Star.
The New Lower East Side Hot Restaurant Report: Freeman's.
Doh! Sharon Osbourne's Premature ABC Obituary.
WONKETTE
Tucker Carlson Responds to the Infamous Jon Stewart CNN Interview.
When Bush Daughters Come Down.
A Litany of Complaints: Debate Live-Blogging.
Everyone Salon's Mickey Kaus knows hates John Edwards.
The Republican Male Prostitute.
TV Guide Advance: Bush Girls Hit Up for Reality Shows.
SCREENHEAD
Iraqi War Brides.
The Real Names of Hip Hop Stars.
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone!
How Patric King Made That Wonderful Hateful Screenhead Face.
GIZMODO
Freaky Night Vision Goggles: the Perfect Halloween Costume.
Jackets Made of Human Beings. Seriously.
Bluetooth Shirts Replace MedicAlert Bracelets.
FLESHBOT
Sleepwalking-Sex Fetishists.
The Strippers of Bill O'Reilly.
Miss New York 2002's Sex Tape?
JALOPNIK
Bitchin' Sunbeam Tiger Up For eBay Auction.
Contest: What Should They Drive in the Miami Vice Remake?
Seriously, Now, Hello: Flying Cars.
How to Do It In a Mini. (with Fleshbot)
Volvo's Awesome Tiny Tandem Concept Cars.
DEFAMER
Kathy Bates and Danny DeVito Lookalikes Needed for Sex Scene.
Report from the 'Eulogy' Premiere.
Giant Penis Inflated Outside Sundance Offices.
The Underwhelming Kabbalah Billboard.
Macaulay Culkin Is Definitely, Totally Not Gay At All.
KOTAKU
The Composer of Final Fantasy Soundtracks Performs.
Is Game Company Argonaut Tanking?
The Ladies of Game Development.
Online Players Mourn Christopher Reeve In Inimitable Style.
