March 30, 2004I DID IT! I fucking beat Dick Grasso, man. I beat Bonnie Fuller, the witch of tabloid publishing. I beat the whorish Hilton Sisters, the equally whorish cast of Queer Eye, and that little scumbag Billy Bush from Access Hollywood. I even beat the mega-hated Moby. Yes: I am the fifteenth most loathsome New Yorker, according to New York Press. This is seriously the best day of my life. A huge THANK YOU to everyone who made this moment possible. (It's seriously all downhill from here.)
I'm also here to shill: I'm happy to be included in this book of collected internet writings with some great people, including Heather and Heather, Dean, Matthew, Fussy, and all sorts of people that've cracked me up for years and that are new to cracking me up. Whatever: fucking BUY IT. BUY IT. I EAT YOUR HATE LIKE LOVE.
